“my name is Delilah and I don’t listen!”
Do I LOOK like I care?

“my name is Delilah and I don’t listen!”
Maggie went through the trash tonight while her mommy was at work and decided she would gleefully eat an old ear of corn. She may seem ashamed but provided the opportunity she will unashamedly do it again.
“I found out Victoria’s Secret… Love, Brindy”
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
You can’t turn your back for a second.
Romeo is not happy for new moms to-be (though he is ashamed). Or maybe he’s just not into baby showers…
Look, I found your underwear… that I’d hidden. Clyde loves to sneak into our bedroom and steal underwear and socks – she’s obsessed!
I am SO not supposed to be here, and I know it.
This is considered by some to be a delicacy
Oh naughty Beast, the sign is already torn to shreds on the floor.
Sign reads: My name is Beast and I can’t stop scratching Mama and Papas nice, new things! I’m lucky they love me so much!
She has no shame.