I’m pressuring my parents to have a baby… I found this on a walk and snuck it into the house!
Yearly Archives:: 2014
Runaway Pug
“I spent the night with the neighbours, I didn’t tell my mom. She cried for 3 hours. No shame!”
– Violet
My 11 year old pug some how got out of our locked yard last night, our neighbours picked her up and dropped her off this morning. I got up at 7 am looking for her and had an anxiety attack. She was fine, and casually ate half of my father’s egg sandwich when she returned home.
Poor timing
“I pooped on a public campground road with no poop bags.” Bennie pooped on a quick walk to he dumpsters and dad got left with a little pile of poo in the middle of the road while mom dashed back to the camper for a bag. Bennie was pleased with himself while dad was embarrassed and turned red!!
Disappearing Act
12 year old dogs that still like to do a bit of mischief on a Saturday afternoon when the gate is left open.
Juicy tasted the rainbow, pooped the rainbow
Juicy eats everything but her dog food!
Peace Out, Lily.
Sam and Guinness cannot be trusted home alone, clearly.
Indoor Pool
I came home from a 12 hour day, stepped into the kitchen and promptly slipped and fell because the floor was soaked. Jessie managed to knock over her water bowl, which has a 1.5 gallon container attached to it. The water actually seeped through the floor into the basement. I guess that’s one way to clean the floor.
I tried to make ketchup
I stole a tomato from Mommy’s garden and squirted seeds on the carpet!
Rosie the Riveter Renovates the Wrong Way
I pee in Mommy’s new house EVERYTIME I’m left alone and I’m not ashamed…
-Rosie
Party-Poopin’ doodle
My 3 year old Golden Doodle, Sylvia, ate 15 of the 50 cookies baked as favours for my granddaughter’s 1st birthday party.