“When I am displeased with the humans, I deliberately knock things down the stairs. (timed for maximum damage-bonus if humans are below >:-) )”
Today, Malachai, our bengal cat, was angry that I was ignoring him to write a paper. So, he waited for me to set my husband’s iPad on the stairwell for a moment to make a mad dash across the top of the stairwell, sending the tablet to it’s demise. He nearly took out our roommate’s girlfriend by doing this sort of thing with a textbook while she was coming up the stairs…
