I was heading to a friend’s costume-themed bachelorette dressed up as Snow White. I was walking out the door when i saw a black smudge in the carpet and realized i was also missing my tube of eyelash glue. Luca, our labrador who eats everything was licking his lips, which is always the give away. The whole family followed him around for two hours until he puked.
Margie
good thing Luca didn’t eat the glue before you had to put the lashes on!
Corrupt
he wanted his eyes to be pretty and no one would help him…. so he had to try to do it himself….
computiac
Don’t worry, you’re little brown peeper’s are perfect.
Sorry you had to barf.