“I STEAL MEAT”
I went to visit my grandmother and first thing he did was stealing a steak off of the counter. He swallowed the entire thing in a few seconds….what follows is the classic guilty look (also known as a manipulation technique to get himself out of trouble)
jinnym
Granny doesn’t need steaks, but I do!
Grumpy
Its a natural requirement that if you go to grandma’s you get steak, cookies, and ice cream.
Smartypants
“I’m a dog…it’s my job! It’s how I stay big and strong.”