Bijoux the Shi-tzu has figured out how to open the baby gate that is installed to keep her from getting upstairs. It is becoming a habit now. After arriving home form work and being greeted by her at the door I went upstairs to discover a lovely brown gift on three of the stairs. She knows she is in the bad books.
EVERY night we do this. I get into bed and my Mom wakes me because she thinks this is her side of the bed-Mozart
When my owners leave me behind, I toilet paper the house
When Mommy left to pick up the human kids, we pulled the Pure (read: expensive) Maple Syrup off the counter and poured half of the jug on the floor to lick up. We would do it all over again. Give us the chance. Please.
I shred my pillows when my owner isn’t looking….three this week, and I’m on my LAST one…
I ate a Louboutin: first I went for the running shoes. Once I devoured those, I went for the brand new replacement pair. When those proved a bore, I thought, “what the hell” and went for the holy grail.
Mia and Bear are two Borkies that love and enjoy being outdoors. The only problem is that one of these little dogs is high maintenace and prefers to do her business in private. So if you are walking or running by us when we are outside don’t expect Mia to degrade herself in front of you! She likes to wait until her Mommy leaves for work and then goes in the privacy of her own home! Oh Mia!
Dixie got a little excited about cookie season
“I run away every chance I get. I make my parents look unfit and destroy my salon hair.”
I’m a lover not a biter!
