I hate it when my owners go away so I pretend I’m dying. I should have won an Academy Award!
I’m such a good actress, I beat Meryl!

I hate it when my owners go away so I pretend I’m dying. I should have won an Academy Award!
Zoey tried to kill my Dexter DVDs, I still can’t find all of season 2.
….but I still enjoy rolling around in smelly things!
Jeanie is a 3-legged rescue-turned therapy dog that was late made her mom late to see a patient because of her love of smelly things. The hospitals and nursing homes would not appreciate “the smelly” as she does.
Ruby the dog is so pleased to be featured in our book! Do you wanna know what she did?
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In order for my owners to groom me, I must be constantly fed treats. I pay them thanks by rolling in my excess fur. I love it.
I’m in timeout because I “helped” paint the kitchen using my tail as a brush.
I ate all 3 of the cats’ breakfasts. Again. She seriously does at least twice a week even though its not allowed… Then acts very guilty so we know! Kerrick was not happy.
Every time Alfie is naughty he roles onto his back and gives us his cutest puppy face so we don’t have the heart to tell him off.
This time he chewed up one of my hair products……but got away with it……how could anyone be angry at that sad little face
Say hello to Louie. He belongs to the frenemy’s Alida Nugent. Louie’s mom has a new book out called Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse which is available at many online retailers and it HILARIOUS. You should pick it up, along with our book, Dog Shaming!
I pooped on the floor and Dad stepped in it…again.
At 5 Am with bare feet…while he was running late for work.