Dogshaming

What did the Virgin Mary do to you?

Posted January 7th, 2013 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Piddle Party, Submitted.

This pic was posted on Facebook’s “Pit Bulls and Itty Pitties” and I thought “Why has no one given it to you?” Poor Otis; a boy just has to pee on everything!!

Not a balanced diet

Posted January 7th, 2013 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate the Hanukkah gelt.

Yes, chocolate is poisonous. No, he did not need his stomach pumped. His shame was sufficient to flush the toxins from his system.

Sneaky fellow

Posted January 7th, 2013 by & filed under Couch Potatoes, Seat Stealers, Submitted.

Sign says: I AM NOT allowed to sleep on this couch! -Also, I snore

Everytime me and my dog Roope visit my parents he goes to sleep on the couch when all of us people are asleep. He tries to be very secretive about it but almost always gets caught. This time I decided it’s time for some good old dogshaming but as you can see, he has no regrets! He also snores very loudly. Oh, and when we’re at home he likes to sleep in his own bed but snuggles nex to me in the bed when he needs to fart. After he’s done he leaves the room and leaves me in alone in the stench. Thanks a lot!

Dairy Disaster

Posted January 6th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“I ate an entire stick of butter and I don’t even feel bad about it.”

Ever since we’ve had Copper {6 months} he’s kind of had a thing for butter. ie. digging the butter wrappers and only the butter wrappers out of the garbage can, trying to jump up on the counter any time butter was around, etc. This morning I put a brand new stick of butter on the butter dish and when I came home from church, the dish was licked clean. He definitely got his calorie limit in for the day!