Yearly Archives:: 2013
Crime of Opportunity
Abby finished the bone I used to distract here quickly and made a bee line for the garbage. I found her licking the butter wrapper. She’s only sorry she got caught.
Tramp Loves Bananas
My 9-year-old lab mutt, Tramp, loves bananas. I put this out for my breakfast and he ate it. He always leaves me the peels to clean up.
Nautical naughtiness!
I pooped in my grandpas boat the same day i pooped on the dock.
I look ashamed
I steal food from the baby then play dumb! I fart in my owners face, look at my butt, then act surprised. I rip the springs out of the couch when everyone is sleeping but my mom still loves me!!
Sweet PEAppermint Kisses
We came home from the store today to this little mess. Sweet Pea somehow figured out how to unwrap Peppermint Hershey’s Kisses and had herself a nice little treat while we were gone. Thankfully it was white chocolate so we didn’t worry about her, but we did ask, brilliant or naughty?
Laptop Pee-er
I peed INSIDE this laptop while daddy was fixing it
mom caught me :/
So it has been raining ALL week and my little sister the pug had an accident in the house. I thought no one saw me but Mom caught me! Boy was she sick when she saw what I was doing.
Shoe Snatcher
I stole your roommate’s shoe from her room, you saw me before I could eat it :'( – Alaina
I Am Why We Don’t Have Nice Things
I Am Why We Don’t Have Nice Things…