Yearly Archives:: 2013

Panty Monster

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“I literally ate a pair of mom’s underwear …. and then barfed them back up.”
– Ewing the Labradoodle

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Abby

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Hi, my name is Abby, and I am a compulsive pillow licker

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Bonne fête!

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I ate my little mistress shoe for her birthday <3
J’ai mangé la chaussure de ma petite maîtresse pour son anniversaire <3

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Appetite for Destruction

Posted by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Linus is 4 months old and his appetite knows no bounds. Metal chain – he’ll chew it; chew deterrent sprays – he’ll lap it up like candy; punishment spray bottle of water – he’ll drink it and beg for more. I don’t know why we thought our walls would be safe.

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I can’t be trusted alone…

Posted by & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

I left to go to dinner and decided to leave my Weimaraner, Lucy, and Mastiff/Pitt mix, Abby, out for the evening. When I got home, I was greeted by flour tracks all over my house, and Lucy’s teeth caked with flour paste. Abby was spotless, but Lucy was covered. I honestly don’t even know where she found the flour.

The picture says, “I ate half a bag of flour, and tracked the other half around the house. My mom had to scrape flour-paste out of my teeth. I’m not even sorry. <3 Lucy”

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