Dogshaming

Food Pyramid

Posted February 27th, 2013 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
Dog Food
Poop
Worms/Slugs
Carpet/Rugs

No corn muffins for you.

Posted February 27th, 2013 by & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.

Mmmmmm….mouthguard!

Posted February 27th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.

Trash Eater, Cat Chaser

Posted February 26th, 2013 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Escape artists, Submitted.

Today I got into the garbage AND escaped the backyard to chase a cat. I am a trash eating, cat chasing jerk!

Crayon Pug

Posted February 26th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Elmo pooped purple yesterday. Then he was caught eating a yellow crayon to confirm my suspicions.

But they taste so good!

Posted February 26th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted.

My name is Abby, and I have an Pillow-Licking problem. I will lick every single pillow on the couch, then lay on top of them. I am not sorry.

Bella the Poop Walker

Posted February 26th, 2013 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Instead of stopping to poop like a normal dog, Bella will poop and keep walking, forcing me to play tug of war with the poop on the ground and her trying to keep going!