I prefer my moms scented, decorative broom to my three toy bones. It smelled nice while I destroyed it, I have no shame.
Broom > Toys
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Obedience Shmedience
Grady our little St. Bernard pup was sent outside to do some business while “Mom” got ready to go to obedience class. When he came to the door, this is what she found.
Shame on Miska.
I killed the bodypillow. It had it coming.
You Are Not A Bird!
I put birdseed out on a table in the back yard for the birds and squirrels but Daisy decided it must have been meant for her. I am not sure how a Corgi jumped up on that table!
Doggy Door
Look Mommy! I made a doggy door!
Constricted No Longer
I chewed my harness right off… please don’t buy a new one! Love, Finley
eater of desserts
ate a plate of rum balls off the counter
Editor’s note: chocolate is HIGHLY toxic to dogs. If you suspect your dog has ingested chocolate, please contact your emergency vet immediately.
Cat poo eater
While eating, I saw her come out of my roommate’s bedroom with a turd hanging from her mouth. This is not the first time we caught her either.
When you’ve gotta go…
‘When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. I regret NOTHING. (36 likes & counting)’
My owner took me to the beach and wanted to take a nice sunny beach photo, I had other ideas. All her friends found it hilarious. As I said, I regret nothing!
Dog shaming love all the way from the Land Down Under!
My nickname is the phantom pooper
Locations he has done his business include, but are not limited to: The kitchen counter, the center of a 3 wick candle, the cord wrap handle on a vacuum cleaner, a stone wall, the ledge to catch ash and coals on a woodstove, and the 3rd step on the ladder to my loft (which he also climbs nightly to hog my bed). We aren’t sure if it’s talent, or a personal vendetta. Either way he has earned the nickname of the phantom pooper as we never know where a gift may pop up. And, he’s not even a little bit sorry.
