I ate half the sofa, so it was removed from the lounge….I waited 2 months before I attacked the other half of the sofa.
I ate the sofa
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Roscoe’s regret
Roscoe regretting that he stole and ate a whole fruitcake earlier today.
Choosy Chewer
“A wide variety of chew toys…? Not good enough for me.”
My name is Jenny. I’m not impressed by the ridiculous amount of chew toys my mom has lavished upon me. I prefer sinking my teeth into real wood furniture, cherished school-made decorations and John Steinbeck novels. I hear I won’t be up for parole until I reach adulthood.
That’s Why She Keeps Me Around
“My mommy and her career are very important to me, so i stomp on her face at 6 am every morning so she’ll never be late” I guess my name fits me well. (Bam Bam)
Ear Plugs and Howlers
Meet Kodi and Uno.
Uno’s sign reads : I howl like I’m dying if I’m outside for more than 60 seconds.
Kodi’s sign reads: I eat ear plugs (in pairs) so I don’t have to hear him howl. They don’t work.
I tried to get Uno to stand on the other side (so it would read better)…but then I got peed on, so I gave up.
Gorging on Garbage
I help myself to the trash and make a big mess for Mommy to clean up! Naughty Puggle!
I ate my dad’s battery charger…
I ate the cord off my dad’s battery charger, and now I’m going to run away.
They’ll miss me when I’m gone.
New Furniture…MUST Destroy!
Huckleberry scratched our brand new leather recliner. We enjoyed the chair for three weeks before he had his way with it.
Bunny’s a Bad Influence
Zero: “I ate my mom’s laptop AND cell phone chargers. I am not ashamed.”
Prim: “I ate BOTH replacement chargers. I’m a little ashamed.”
[Mom: “Maybe they’re trying to tell me to use my electronics less.”]
These are the dog’s first offenses, but she’s only 9 months old. The bunny is a repeat offender and has been at it for 3 years.
Grandma’s a snitch!
This is my sister-in-law’s dog, Charlie, who sneakily stole the lid to the hot pot and chewed it up in the living room. It’s not the first time he’s been on my poop list. Nor the last.
