It took 5 minutes to bite Mr. Bears ear off.
I am not sorry!
– Jake
Dog Shaming J-Rex Style
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Look Dad, No Weeds!
Adopted sisters Emma and Tess spent their first summer playing so hard in the back yard that there is no grass left. Because they track in so much winter mud, we had to put down straw over the entire yard.
I wonder how much Astro-Truff cost?
The bad guy.
Popeye is an Olde English Bulldog. He is 14 months old and 80 pounds. He is always getting himself in trouble. Today he destroyed the baby safety gate to jump in bed with me.
Frank Loves Nimh, a lot.
These rescue dogs are the best of friends. Frank, the mini long-haired dachshund, can get a bit too friendly with Nimh, the boxer-lab mix. The worst part is that it doesn’t seem to bother Nimh. At all!
Hot Cayenne Doggie
Our Labradoodle is a legendary chewer. Vines, shoes (while we are putting them on), copper wire, sprinkler heads, a table, our backyard lights, seat cushions, $300 glasses, 2 pairs of flip flops. The trainer taught us to use the leash to “correct him,” but suggested we put vinegar on the leash so he wouldn’t chew that too. “Yummy,” said Cosmo.
Undaunted, we added cayenne pepper.
His response?
“Bring it on.”
Sock Murderer
My favorite past time is to steal every pair of my mommy’s socks, chew lots of holes in them, and bury them in my back yard. It doesn’t matter if they’re dirty or clean; I don’t discriminate.
Lucy!!!!! You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do!!!
My name is Lucy and I’m 3 years old! My mommy doesn’t have to pay income tax this year since I ate her W2 Form today! You’re welcome Mommy!
Can’t resist chicken curry spoon
” I don’t like chewing sticks, only expensive wood spatulas”
Poor Jade. She’s usually a ball dog, but supper was too tasty for her not to get a little taste.
I ate mommy’s temporary car tag
Blue is the sweetest dog on earth. He would never hurt another living creature. However, for things like walls, vinyl siding, and yes, temporary car tags, the sky is the limit.
Butter Addict
Sydney like to eat butter of all kinds off the counter. Sometimes she even follows them up with bagels her people were planning on eating.
