Maymo the lemon beagle wears himself out while dirtying fresh laundry.
Maymo also loves to roll around in dryer sheets.
Maymo’s Dirty Laundry
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Duck chases deer
Our beagle, Duck, likes to pull the wiring off mommy and daddy’s fence so he can go chase deer.
Hip check and a beauty
I got all rambunctious running around, tried to do a lap on the couch, and hip checked the wall. Was that wrong?
I don’t always get in the trash
I don’t always get in the trash but when I do, I make sure it’s on the carpet and that I take a giant dump afterwards.
Wilma’s Remote
I heard Wilma chewing on something. Thought it was a bone. It was not a bone.
Pee Machine
I pee on everything, including my friends.
(Anything unmarked or unfamilar to Mack gets peed on. This includes but is not limited too: A deep-fryer, plastic trash bags, a Shark steam mop, cat litter boxes, cats, smaller dogs, a pack of Ice Mountain water, poor defenseless brown paper bags, people’s purses/backpacks, a space heater, a magazine rack… Yeah. He’s a craphead.)
Leila the fur eater
After plenty of fights to brush her, Leila decides it’s a good idea to eat her own fur. I doubt she’s even the slightest bit ashamed.
Does this count as fiber?
The sign says “I eat magazines. But only the newest issues! – Schroeder”
Wooden Spatula
Hi, I’m Mandy. I ate half of a wooden spatula.
I’m not going to sugar-“coat” it.
I ate my moms new winter coat.
