Yadi has a problem with toilet paper…
I’ll show you how to TP…
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Dry-clean only
I ate poop and threw it up on my mom’s down comforter. Then I did it again.
Freshly laundered white sheets
I ‘d just finished putting clean white sheets on the bed when Rocky decided he liked patterned sheets better.
“I like pattern on sheets better”
Toe Jam is the Best!
Toe Jam is the best!
Ink Blot Test
One, or both, of us ate an ink pen on our mom’s brand new comforter. -Tank and Pullo
Dog Breath
$900 worth of dental work in the past year, and Clementine Maxine can still peel the paint off walls with her breath.
Petroleum Pup
Eunice Jolene loves to eat vaseline. She will trash the bathroom to get her fix…and shortly afterward, trashes anything her butt comes into contact with as the vaseline slowly oozes it’s way out.
Pirate Dinosaur
I like to pull the eyes off of the babies toys. So, Mom has to make eye patches.
You Eat It, You Wear It
Mommy just bought a brand new bra and guess who got to wear it first?…. Bear. He ripped it out of the package tearing the lace. He is shameful because now he has to wear it. Mommy has to get her moneys worth.
“I’ve been a bad bad girl.”
Ella likes to eat cat poop while listening to Fiona Apple.
My seven year daughter thinks adding her photo to this site is a good punishment.
