I WILL eat your gum and chapstick out if your purse… with no regrets OR shame!
Editor’s note: Be careful with gum around your pets as some gums contain xylitol. This can cause hypoglycemia or liver failure in your pets. If your dog has ingested more than a few sticks of gum, please call your vet or Pet Poison Helpline 1-800-213-6680.
I ate 30oz. of cashews, two dirty tampons which got stuck in my intestines costing my owners $2500 in vet bills. I’ve earned my cone of shame.
“I snore so loud that I wake myself up!” -Monster, 11 year old, one-eyed, no teeth pug
Lukki and Maya worked together on this silent crime. Lukki (cat) jumped on the table and took the bread down and started licking it, then Maya (dog) ate it. The worst part is that I was standing less than 5ft away washing dishes and heard nothing! I knew sooner or later they’d end up here……
‘Moosh’s sign reads : I wanted to make my own garden…
I didn’t t want my mum to go to work so I shredded my bed. She is still picking up fluff in the backyard!
My family wanted to watch the Superbowl, I had other plans….
I can’t help myself..I <3 garbage
“I HATE the cold (and waking up)!!
In my defense though, it has been consistently below zero temperatures!
“We got out when the housekeeper was not looking and the landlord had to call Mommy at work. We’re sorry.” They were spotted by the landlord running down the pedestrian zone and captured. I think they are secretly NOT sorry.
