I think someone knows a shaming picture is coming…
Yearly Archives:: 2013
when we forget to put the trash in the garage
This is what happens if my family leaves the trash in the house
Toilet Toss
Threw my toy in the toilet. NOT sorry.
This is Dixie. She threw her toy bone in the toilet and I had to fish it out.
One Step A-Head
I’m Mosey the 11-yr-old Chocolate Lab. My mom came home and started unzipping me from my kennel, but I was so excited to see her I got my head stuck before she could unzip the door all the way. I’m very well behaved when my family is around but I have to stay in my kennel when they go out because I’m naughty when I’m home alone.
Passport Sabotage
“I didn’t want my mom to leave, so I ate her passport!”
Yesterday, I accepted an offer for a job that will involve international travel for 6 months. This morning, I woke up to my shredded passport all over the house.
Croc Hunter
My dog-sitter wanted to nap on the couch, she was encroaching on my space, so after she fell asleep I jumped off the couch and chewed the strap of her Croc! It was an excellent chew toy!
Dad’s Slippers
I Ate Dad’s NEW Slippers. They were very tasty, and fun.
Pancakes!
This is Buddy and he’s a carb-oholic! When my boyfriend and I left to complete an errand we came back to quite a mess. Buddy had climbed on the couch, climbed on a coffee table, jumped from the coffee table to the kitchen ledge and then onto the kitchen counter to eat leftover whole-wheat pancakes!
His sign says “I broke two dishes, a lamp, and a vase while playing “Spider-Man” to get on the kitchen counter and eat pancakes. My parents aren’t mad…they’re impressed!”
I refuse to be parented
Dear Mom,
I don’t know why you waste ANY time reading this silly books. Keep bringing ’em home and I will keep eating them.
Love, Tater
PS I don’t care that you borrowed this from a friend.
Pay attention to ME!
Penny gets jealous if you pay attention to the computer and not her