“I pooped in front of the church, while a wedding was taking place” – Muffin
Yearly Archives:: 2013
Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining
I have a bad habit of peeing on my front legs!
Off with her head!
Hi, my name is Hank. I break expensive things when I run through the house. I also smile at inappropriate times.
Do you have any hair left?
My parents just washed this comforter the night before…So I decided to shed like a maniac in my sleep!
Porterhouse Bandit
As we were preparing dinner last night, our rescue dog ‘Gunner’ stole a $20 porterhouse steak off of our counter.
Bad bedtime habits
Matilda the rescue has some bad bedtime habits
The littlest nudist
This pitbull puppy doesn’t like his friends being covered up. That includes collars, which he helpfully removes (destroys) with his teeth!
Please don’t stop the music
This little dude thinks earphones are, well, delicious. Also, that a glass table is a great place to seek cover when you might be in trouble.
Beauty school dropout
We’ve all had haircuts we regret. After his most recent grooming, Oscar expressed this regret by throwing up all over himself in the car on the way home.
50% Beagle, 50% Border Collie, 100% Bathroom Bin Raider
Here is Dix as she shamelessly snacks on the contents of the bathroom trash bin, not even caring that the whole internet is watching.