It’s your last chance, everyone!! It’s up to YOU to come up with the perfect words of shame! Get your creative juices flowing and come up with the funniest caption you can think of and by Friday we’ll announce the winner! You can tweet us, facebook us, or leave your comment below!
WINNERS WILL RECEIVE: Two signed copies of the Dog Shaming book, two tote bags, and four Dog Shaming pins and markers! This way you get to keep a copy for yourself, but also you’ll also be able to cross your dog-loving friend or family member off your shopping list!! (Of course, if you can’t wait to get a free copy, you can always order your copy here!)
Shawn
He started it!! (maybe…..)
Diane
Bazinga?
Othel Rife
It started it…
anzarquilter
All that’s left of Santa’s Elf is his tiny red heart. I thought he was the Easter Bunny!
Lisa W.
I was only protecting Grandma…
Paige
Please don’t put me on Santa’s naughty list!
Margaret
I thought it was the Grinch!
JB
He double-dipped…
Deanna Ding
Ho Ho Uh Oh
TB
Naughty list, my foot!! Try telling Santa on me now!
Nerwen
Well that’s one reindeer *puts on sunglasses* who won’t guide Santa’s sleigh tonight.
Meagan
This isn’t the stuffing you wanted for dinner?
bluhare
LOL! Beat me to it, Meagan. Mine was:
I thought you said you wanted stuffing for the Christmas goose!
Stephanie Grotbeck
So…that wasn’t the last treat in my advent calendar?
aelfheld
Elf on the floor.
Mary Saunders Martorella
I thought the reindeer was beef jerky…
Rebekah Ross
I heart Santa.
Amber
Grandma for run over by a reindeer so I got him back. You’re welcome grandma.
Jennifer
Loyal family dog…1.
Elf on the shelf..zero.
kayla redd
I swear the reindeer just exploded. I am innocent.
Vikki F.
So? I actually WANTED coal…………
Kate
When reindeer games go too far
Sarah H.
I didn’t mean to kill the reindeer. I hope santa still comes.
Martha
I am not ashamed. That ornament had it coming!!
Jess
So what if I get on Santas naughty list, I will chew that up too!
Rachel W.
I told Santa to come alone. He didn’t listen.
Amanda McDowell
Well, what the heck did you *expect* me to do with those calling birds? Sheesh.
Bob Ivan
Dear Santa… Please help! I am a GOOD dog! All I want for Christmas is a needle and thread.. Me sowry 🙁
Stephanie Massari
If you weren’t going to get rid of that creepy little Elf on the Shelf then I was! Everyone can sleep a little better now! Ok, now where’s my treat? 🙂
Cynthia Davis
He pooped in the hall, Mom. I had to kill him! Sorry I’m not sorry.
Jean Rabe
Pieces on Earth, Goodwill to men.
Jj
I thought we had an understanding about the elf on the shelf…..
Elizabeth
Fa-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-busted.
Rebecca A.
I’ve seen Toy Story. That’s so not happening in this house.
Bambi
I am keeping an eye on it just in case it moves again…..
Jackie
It kept playing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer over and over….somebody had to turn it off!
Kristy
I’m so glad you’re here! There was some sort of explosion!
The Brussels Cook(er)
Santa did it – and the elves watched. They’re all jerks.
Maxharl
Deck the halls with bits of stuffing, fa la la la la la la la la!
Kory Iarrusso
I saw him kissing mommy under the misleyoe last night
Michelle P
Don’t look at me, it was the elves!
Kendall S.
Wait, you’re telling me that they were supposed to intrude the house?
Barb Bayne
Bah! I thought they were humbugs!
Viry
It just fell apart, honest!
Tea
He won’t be guiding Santa’s sleigh tonight.
Leah
What… You get Christmas dinner, but I don’t.
Katie
*sings* he can’t guide your sleigh tonight.
Katie
*Still singing* but he was oh so tastey
Michelle
What came out of that? I’m scared to look!!!
Suzanne
When you do it right, no one can tell if it’s an elf or a reindeer. Take the canoli…
Glen Smith
Now, if I can fake a suicide note on this blank paper, …. I might be able to get away with it!
Kayla
I just had to find out what was inside this funny wrapping paper!
Anita Murr
Wanted you to see I have the right stuff!
Dawn Hampton
Unappreciated artist seeks new environment where creativity is encouraged. Serious inquiries only.
Katrina Wolfe
You said you were running low on stuffing…..
Bart H.
UPCYCLE (verb). To convert waste material into new products of greater functionality and desirability..
Heather
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart/ the very next day, you ate it away
Sarah
It’s like an Ikea Christmas in here.
Crunch
He won’t be telling Santa if I was naughty or nice now, will he!
Kim
Well I can’t have any Christmas dinner stuffing so I thought this would taste the same. It didn’t so I am sorry.
Lorrie Hill
Ok Ok I did it but they Triple Dog Sared me to!
Lorrie Hill
I meant to say “dared me to”
Marie Miller
“Santa said I couldn’t be a reindeer”
HJ
Whatchu talkin about? There’s plenty of presents left under the tree.
Gayle C
Tasty, but needed garlic and salt
dianadomino
No, I have no idea who made this mess. None.
Karen
I was bringing it to you when I slipped on the shiny floors. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Leighanne
Bah humbug! I don’t like your decorations. Not sorry.
Erin S.
Santa didn’t want cookies…he wanted mayhem!
Susan
“Why are you looking at me?”
Eve
I am so gotta have to put DO Not Destroy anymore TOYS on my New Year’s Resolution list.
Allie
Those darn elves!
Brandi
I thought he was trying to steal the presents! I was just looking out for the family!
Cass
I was dreaming of a shredded Christmas.
Doreen Hinton
What? You said “Deck the halls!”
Anna
Rudolph didn’t even see it coming…..I regret nothing.
Linda Ashburn
Well, he HAD a very shiny nose…
jenn digby
It was the elf on the shelf.
Demi Truong
Well, I try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrups… But even Buddy the Elf ate some cotton balls.
Starla
Seriously, I don’t know what you are talking about!
Jenny C.
Whoomp there it is!
JO
So long Elf on the Shelf!
JO
And that’s what I’ll do to the Target bill too!
Kimbrly
Waa happened? I just woke up from a nap and…..
Sam
It was Rudolph…he came with all his friends and did this and left me to take the blame!
Ochie D.
If there weren’t any witnesses, does it mean this crime never happened??
Emily R.
Its nose blinked.
I panicked.
Josette
I heard that gramma was gonna get run over so tried to stop the culprit early!
Beth
I have eaten the reindeer. Santa can’t leave now right? More presents?
Angela
So, what had happened was…
Erin
I wanted a hippopatomus for christmas…
Katie C.
I tried to show Mommy what a good guard dog I am…now she’s yelling about coal.
Shelby Patty
The elf on the shelf wouldn’t stop staring at me.
Jenny M
See!!! There were no sugar plums dancing in his head!
Melanie
Hear me roar.
Charikitty
I thought that his nose was the laser light i was chasing. I had to make it stop.
Dr. ABC
I had to know if he had a Christmas heart!
Wendy
I wanted to give you a present too!
Nikki bodmer
I told Rudolf he couldn’t play reindeer games with us.
Bridget
Ho ho ho . . . hope you think this is funny.
Danielle
The Grinch Tried to Steal Our Christmas! Tried…. You’re welcome! Merry Christmas
Nemo
I wanted to be Rudolph!
Taylor
You wouldn’t let me have any of your stuffing so I made my own!
Sabrina Trejo
STUFFING the turkey? Oops, I thought you said UN-stuffing the turkey… Since I was trying to help, I’m not ashamed!
Lynnh
How come I always get the blame ?
Amanda
I tasted an elf and I liked it,
the taste of her peppermint chapstick.
I ate the elf just to try it,
I hope my mom don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Mrs Marles
I got jealous because the family left treats for the reindeer, so I made (and destroyed) a voodoo reindoll. Not ashamed.
Don’t tell santa!
Sarah Parker
Not my fault. When your heart grows 3 sizes, you explode. Science fact.
Edith Thiru
I HAD to reign-the-deer.
Deb Gleason
THIS is what happens when you bring a perfectly good tree into the house, and tell me I can’t pee on it…gotta get my frustrations out somehow! (besides, he was askin’ for it!)
Ela
What!?!? You said you love jigsaw puzzles. I don’t have any money to buy one for you so I thought I’d give you a home made one. Enjoy!
Sherry (@FlamingoRoseTX)
This is payback for those silly dog jackets you force me to wear!
Mika
I play too Ruff.. :-/
AlicenWonderland
Yeah……..and, what?!
Christina
It was going to tell Santa I was being bad! I had to stop him!
D. B. Barry
I wanted a bone.
lisa harrison
I hope this doesn’t make the naughty list
Lewys
The intruder fell to the floor and I thought he was making a mess. I had to stop him or you will tell me off… Oh, you are telling me off?
Helen S.
I decked him…with balls of holy FA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA RA-RA-RA-RA!
amr
How did it happen? Ever hear of spontaneous combustion?
diane
I was just getting all the naughty out of me before the New Year begins!
Morgane
If it’s any conciliation, I REALLY liked my Christmas present!
Candy
Deck the halls with torn up toys! Fa la la la la, la la la la!
lisa
What??
Yovita Abupaulus
It was self-destructive. Trust me, I saw it on Mission Impossible!
Anne
You asked me to destroyed it while you were sleeping. Don’t look at me, as if I am the one responsible for it’s death.
Reece
The reindeer did it! I tried to stop them but there was to many.
Mike Angileri
Kali-Ma…Kali-MAAAAAAAA!!!
Susan
Mess? What mess?
Sharon
I’m Ashamed!! You’re going to take a picture anyhow…Unbelievable!!
Donna
Feliz navidad
Fleece! I’ve been bad.
I wanna wish you a merry christmas
From the bottom of this heart!
LaurenV
You didn’t see the look he was giving me
Sara M
You said you wanted a poodle. Now help glue this on me.
Juls
I see a lump of coal in my future…
sophiapflieger
I killed Rudolph….. Does this mean I’m on Santa’s naughty list now?
Ash Sin
What? You said you were dreaming of a white Christmas.
Sarah Brown
What? It came that way
Linda
I had some trouble assembling your gift.
kari
he triple dog dared me. I took him up on that challenge.
Diane N.
How much longer until the turkey is done? I’m starving! I’ve got the stuffing all ready!
Debbie
But Mom! YOU always say it’s what is on the inside that counts!
Aga
He had it coming…
Anne Parl
My caption entry for the last photo contest:
“Bah, Humbug!” [sez the lab]
Debbie
Oh well, 364 more days to get off the naughty list I guess…
Debbie
I WAS dreaming of a white Christmas, WAS…..
Meagan Denman
There’s only room for ONE pack leader in this house, Rudolph…
Sharon
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
Chris clark
It was self-defense……I swear!
Vicki Clark
Does this void the warranty?
Launice Walker
Please don’t tell Santa Claws that I was a naughty dog!
Jennie
I was good! I didn’t eat it like the last one…
Wendy
I don’t know how but it exploded by itself!
Tracy
Ikea rattan tree stand: $45
White LED lights: $20
Destroying ugly ornament for the ones you love: priceless
susan bren
they said that rain-deers ran over grandmas i had to protect her. Then it squeaked and scared me
Liz
But we still luvs each other 4ever, right?
Katharine Martinson
Dear Santa,
I have been a good dog this year. Honest. For Christmas I would like a new stuffed toy. The last one… exploded.
Merry Christmas,
Rolf
bethanymsu@gmail.com
That’s not what I asked for for Christmas.
Meechie
Didn’t that old, little Chinese guy tell you not to get me wet? This is going to be an interesting Christmas! Love, Gizmo
Ashley Fay
Everybody got Christmas gifts but me so I got ripped the stuffing out of Santa’s lil helper
Kaylee J.
Bah humbug.
Courtney
Told you to keep the receipt
Megan
What? He looked at ME the wrong way!
Kristin
It came that way….I swear!
Duta Andrei Catalin
Deck the halls with chunks of garbage, la la la la laaaa, la la la LA.
Melissa G
He went 365 says without wrecking/destroying/peeing/barfing/eating something.
Said no one.
Better luck next year!
Melissa G
Supposed to be “days” sorry!
John
TGI’s over. I’m tired of being naughty for the interwebz…
Sarah S-C
They wouldn’t even let me taste the stuffing, so I decided to make my own.
Gigi
What? It’s only that this version of the Nutcracker Suite proved to be a bit too saccharine for my tastes.
Lynn N.
It’s a present for Santa. I made it myself!
Bethany
He started it.
……I finished it.
Rufus's Mom
‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse! You are welcome.
Roan Harris
I stole your heart………..
Barb
Not sorry-told Auntie Em three times- no more regifting! Regift this. .
David
Some reassembly required.
Lisa G.
Who me?? It was the cat! Yep, definitely the cat.
Karen
Oops…I did it again!
Karen
That’ll teach you a lesson not to share Christmas dinner with me!!
Steph
The cat is trying to frame me!!!
Kel
You’re welcome. You know you hated that present anyways.
Diane
I boiled him in his own pudding and will now bury him with a stake of holly through his heart….Bah Humbug!
Mika Miller
Bah humbug!
JennB
Some assembly required.
Theresa
Yeah, I did it.
So what?
Debra Jo
On the first day of Christmas my true dog gave to me…
Jerae Eme Krakeel
I was looking for fossils.
Amber Taylor
Oh, that was supposed to last beyond Christmas Day!! My bad.
Sue Friedlander
What do you mean it wasn’t for me?? Isn’t my name Aunt Gladys??
brooke
Sugar plum fairies, my eye!
Mrs Oat
Used to laugh and call him names?
USED to…
AJ
Reindeer meat is a big disappointment.
my 4 dogs♡
These Legos sure are hard to put together
my 4 dogs♡
Put a fork in it. I’m done!
Cheryl
“I told you this Rudolph was an imposter but you didn’t believe me so I proved it. You’re welcome.”
Amy
“He was in my personal space. Sorry I’m not sorry.”
woof woof
Well last night we were watching that Mcgiver fella and I got confused. Sorry!
Leah Borg
It was like that when Santa left it.
Pam
Bam! Christmas done on to New Years
Chris
Broken. Now it’s yours.
Chris
Do not open until Christmas- HA!
Lisa
All guts…no glory!
katt
yeah o k I did it but I am glad I did it. again that fat dude in the red suit left mm butkus., next year there will be a fire in the fireplace. hope he likes toasted buns.
Bett
One minute it was a lovely toy, the next a lovely mess, I was caught up in the moment and hopped up on sugar plums
Lizzy C
Fuzzy wuzzy _was_ a bear.
Luke
Blitzen did it.
Faren
You would not believe me if I told you…..
Suzy
Happy Chew Year!
D.Azoul
You really need to take some cooking lessons!
breanne paquette
I didn’t like the way it was looking at me. It was him or me , I stand by my decision!
Christa
At least I spared your Christmas dinner.
Julie
What?… you don’t believe me? I saved Christmas from the Grinch. That WAS the Grinch.
Wasn’t it?
Gabrielle Baker
It just exploded. What are you looking at me for.
Krista
You said I could open one early. No backsies!
Ann brackett
The house is now safe….
Danielle Howell
I can’t believe the mess Santa left!
psudrozz
I left you the heart because i love you.
Justin Drift
Rudolph the Wrecked-Nose Reindeer?
PaddyM
Just call me the Nutcracker!
Teresa
Deck the halls?
Oops, I thought you said wreck the doll…My Bad.
James
That’s one reindeer that won’t run over any more grandmas.
Lisa Heinrich
No Christmas cheer here!
Karen
I made it on the naughty list……..again!
Robyn
He loves me, he loves me not – obviously NOT!
Susan Fagan
I specifically told my mommy that I didn’t want to be left at home alone, or else her cashmere scarf would pay dearly. Well, let’s see if she learns her lesson THIS time!!
Amy Fleming
What happens at Christmas, stays at Christmas