Niffler’s owner says: “I had to read Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “Autumn of the Patriarch” for class. Niffler would growl at the book every time she saw the cover (I think the eyes scared her). One day, she was growling at the book, and as soon as I put it down, she ran over and peed on the cover. Bad dog!” Everyone’s a critic!
Hillary Klenk
she’s a cute dog!
Eve
The eyes are always following me where I wander – I bet that is what got to her. I think I agree with her!! LOL
Deanna
I love the name Niffler!
Polly
Niffler’s got it all dialed in!
Grumpy
the book totally started it
corruptable
Dear Teacher,
I am sorry at this time I cannot submit my paper nor do my exam on the required reading, however my dog thought the book was not up to the writing standards of the author and left a lot to be desired. To voice his dissatisfaction he peed on it.
I know you must get a lot of excuses on why assignments cannot be completed; I am enclosing said evidence.
Sincerely,
Your student and her furry critic
Laura Bouchard Kozin
Niffler, dear, there are scribblers who deserve that kind of review … Gabriel Garcia Marquez is NOT one of those.
Helayne
Everybody’s a (literary) critic!