My mom and dad thought they outsmarted me when they chained the refrigerator shut. but today I outsmarted them and got into the freezer and ate 45 chicken nuggets!
Chicken Nugget Thief
Monthly Archives:: June 2013
I don’t know how to walk over wires.
Pinky, our recently adopted Vizsla-Pitt mix, got caught up in the wires to the TV, and broke the HDMI. No movies for us for a while!
Also known as “adventures in poop” later.
May loves the taste of leather, apparently, judging from the number of shoes and belts we have lost to her.
Penny “Sock Stealer” Lane
Penny Lane is our 7 month old Dobie and has already learned to to sniff out the socks in the laundry basket. She gathers the socks and lays down with them. She is very proud of her sock treasure!
Can’t I just wear a sign, like all the other guys ?
Mitch, retired shoe assassin. $ 400.00 worth of confirmed kills.
Bad Loki
The bathroom door was left open and the toothpaste was on the counter. Fairgame…
Editor’s note: Human toothpaste isn’t recommended for dogs because they will likely swallow the paste, which contains fluoride that can cause gastrointestinal irritation or more significant problems in large amounts. On top of that, if your toothpaste contains xlitol (most commonly found in sugar-free gum), your pet could be seriously harmed. Please contact poison control or your local vet if you think your pet has ingested xlitol.
Gigi The Carrot Thief
I got a new rabbit this week and Gigi was super jealous. I gave my bunny a carrot and Gigi went up in my room, stole it from the cage, and tried to eat it, resulting in a carroty mess.
I Eat Scented Soap
I eat scented soap but it doesn’t make my poop smell any better.
Welcome Jack
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a ‘Welcome Jack”? Yes, the innocent bystander, Buddy, is sticking his tongue out at Jack!
Hannibal Lector Gets His Nails Done
My 6 lb Chihuahua Migo turns into a rabid Tasmanian Devil when I try to clip his nails. So this time he was swaddled and muzzled! Still took me a half an hour, and afterwards we both needed a nap!
