“I accidently locked myself in the bathroom while my parents were at work and I panicked…” – Mister Biddies
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Monthly Archives:: June 2013
Totally Worth It.
We left the bedroom door open just once while at work. Jones, our 9 month old long haired corgi, was so glad he could help us out by killing our blanket. Well it was described as ‘ice cream’ when we bought it.
Jones also likes socks, tissues, underwear and any mail, junk or otherwise.
Doggie Detention
I was so excited to show mom what I did to her school books when she got home!
Oaty Shame
Someone thought it was a fun idea to take the toilet paper from both toilets in the house.
Never leave that ’til tomorrow which you can doo-doo today.
I rolled in a giant pile of poop and then ate it. my namesake would be proud. xo, Benjamin Franklin.
Begging for food upside down
Wally’s newest trick for begging: staring at you upside down. Eventually, you will break down.
Mommy needed a new couch anyway
My doggie pal Blue and I chewed a big hole in Mommy’s couch, so that she could get a new one. After I made the hole really deep, Blue peed in it.
The Good Sofa
I vomitted on the good sofa and hid it under a throw blanket. Love, Malena.
Thank You Mom. May I Have Another?
Every now and again my Mom brings me home one of those huge, meaty dinosaur bones from the pet store. I think they cost like a million dollars or something. It takes me a whole 15 minutes to eat it and I know it makes everyone really happy because when I’m done they keep asking me “where it went” and “Did I eat the whole thing?”, just like they say to one of our littles when he eats his whole dinner. I’m so lucky because my Mom said she is taking out stock in the dinosaur bone company so that means she’ll bring them home all the time!
Big Bad Pit Bull
Walter is very sensitive when it comes to his paws. He has had pad injuries, skin infections, and then he broke a nail and exposed the quick. He has always disliked having his nails clipped and we took him to the vet to look at his broken nail. When the vet tried to clip his nails he pooped on the table. It smelled so horrific he needed a bath.
