I am starving and my Mommy won’t feed me! (or so I would like Mommy’s guests to think when they come over for dinner). Chloe is my 2 year old schnauzer. She makes quite a verbal display when I have guests over to eat. They frequently ask me “Do you feed your dog?” She is a bit of a drama queen.
Third time skunked – my mom never learns. I am ashamed 🙁
I STINK and mom didn’t think to turn the furnace off as my smelly fumes made it through the whole house in under a minute. Spring must be coming early and mom should have been paying attention to me instead of packing lunches and trying to get ready for work. Oh well, at least my human brother didn’t stink when he went to school but my dad’s friend knew just what happened when he picked him up for work. LOL! At least I get to spend the day with mom while she airs out the house with the temps outside at 30F/-1C.
Levon was sneaky today and grabbed my phone when I turned away. When on time out he decided to take my bra out of my drawer and destroy that too. I guess I didn’t learn from his teething antics.
“Today, I ate my mom’s new cellphone and then at her bra for desert. I’m not sorry. (I then bit this sign)”
Happy Mother’s day!!
Phoenix must have been having terrible dreams to poop while sleeping…she was pretty embarrassed!
Happy Mother’s day!!
This is our bug (pug and boston terrier mix), she will eat anything! When one of my daughters was a baby, Daisy ate a little tub of medicated diaper cream and then puked it all up all over our white kitchen floor!
Happy Mother’s day!!
13 week old Una couldn’t resist the toilet paper.
This is Rambo. He loves Lil’ Buddy so much that he falls asleep with him in his mouth. It’s his favorite toy ever. They must have had a fight…
My name is Barnacles, and I like to chew on anything made of trees. I am part beaver.
From the mouth of our dog Mizzy:
“I got bored and swallowed a rock I found in the backyard. 3 nights at the vet, 30 staples, and $5,000 later, I’m not allowed to go outside unsupervised anymore.
I ate a hole in my parent’s mattress…
