Monthly Archives:: February 2013

My nickname is the phantom pooper

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Locations he has done his business include, but are not limited to: The kitchen counter, the center of a 3 wick candle, the cord wrap handle on a vacuum cleaner, a stone wall, the ledge to catch ash and coals on a woodstove, and the 3rd step on the ladder to my loft (which he also climbs nightly to hog my bed). We aren’t sure if it’s talent, or a personal vendetta. Either way he has earned the nickname of the phantom pooper as we never know where a gift may pop up. And, he’s not even a little bit sorry.

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No corn muffins for you.

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I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.

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Mmmmmm….mouthguard!

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Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.

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Crayon Pug

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Elmo pooped purple yesterday. Then he was caught eating a yellow crayon to confirm my suspicions.

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But they taste so good!

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My name is Abby, and I have an  Pillow-Licking problem. I will lick every single pillow on the couch, then lay on top of them. I am not sorry.

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Bella the Poop Walker

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Instead of stopping to poop like a normal dog, Bella will poop and keep walking, forcing me to play tug of war with the poop on the ground and her trying to keep going!

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