Otis goes on the table first, knocks the lamp and whatever else is on it over, and then his human brother Madden follows. Multiple times a day.
Double trouble

Otis goes on the table first, knocks the lamp and whatever else is on it over, and then his human brother Madden follows. Multiple times a day.
Mr Bean has never touched “women’s undergarments” ever again
I snore so loud my mum can’t hear the T.V!
I like to try undress mommy while she tries to work, no hoodie zipper or rope tie is safe from me.
I drink out of the toilet, even when there is plenty of fresh water in my bowl.
reprehensible
Mom doesn’t understand why I chew my perfectly healthy paw, even though the payoff is obvious to me: fancy hat!
There’s no room for shame when it comes to fashion.
~ Gizmo
“My Mom & Dad drove three hours to rescue me from a bad home. A week later this is how I thanked them.” Four year later, and our rescue Dobie, Anna, is still not allowed unsupervised in the house.
Copper broke out of the kitchen by chewing a hole in the baby gate big enough for her and her sister. That is the “I’d do it again” look.
I drank mommy’s wine. I’m a little lush.