I bite the hand that feeds me.
Bob, the rude chihuahua

I bite the hand that feeds me.
I dug a hole in the back yard and escaped… Then I was arrested by the puppy police and my mom had to bail me out. I am sooooooo sorry… can I come home now. (tail wagging)
“My daddy’s socks have been slowly disappearing… Mommy found this sock in my bed and confronted me about it. I was so ashamed at being caught that I couldn’t look at her.” Poor Charlie knew he had done wrong!
To thank my aunt for dog-sitting me – I stuck my big head through her front window screen. Love, Jaks
I’m a back seat driver. I like to get reallyyyy close to my mom so all she can see in the mirror is my face. I’m helping!
I REFUSE to go for a walk without bringing my toy along with me. Or go outside in general.
I’m in college and I live in a residence hall, so the only pet I’m allowed to have is a fish. This guy, Sammy, likes to play dead and upset me because he knows I’m attached to him.
” I bullied the flower delivery people so mom didn’t get her anniversary flowers” OOPS xox K’Noodle
For all those people that think pit bulls are bad dogs. My experience is they are kind, sweet, gentle, loyal, loving and protective dogs.
Cinder decided to be “helpful” and dig holes in the muddy backyard when we were trying to plant new grass