Katarina, ate aluminum foil on Halloween. She got taken to the Vet where they gave her a shot to induce vomiting, and then gave her another shot to stop the vomiting. She did ‘produce’ the evidence. Trip to the Vet cost $400.00
I’m smart enough to know the rules and smart enough to know mommy isn’t around to enforce them.
-Talos, age 7
Lucy like to find me where ever I am so she can burp in my face!
We saved Molly from a kill shelter 3 weeks ago. She’s proving she’s thankful in the wrong ways. In the last 4 days she’s also eaten a crayon, a pencil, and a whole lot of gross bathroom trash.
Hi, my name is Socks! Because of this I believe I own all of the socks in the house. So when mommy and daddy put their socks in the clothes hamper, I tip it over and re-claim my birth-right and stash them under the couch. But then mommy found my stash…guess I need a new hiding spot!
~Socks, the two month old Corgi
I like to eat the ears off of the baby’s toys…
Paisley likes to systematically destroy every toy she comes in contact with. each piece must be smaller than 1 square inch, and will be placed neatly in a pile, but never consumed.
I ate my mom’s red feather boa (and my paws are now pink)
Amber likes to sit on her favorite chair and stare down at the floor and watch her nose juice make puddles on the wood floor. Gross!
Iris has eaten clothing, nipped the bulbs off Christmas lights, stolen expensive cheese, hoarded kitchen knives, hidden my car keys, torn siding off the house, thrown up on a repairman’s shoes, and pooped out clothing and Play-doh. Now, at 13, she just likes to tell her war stories to anyone who will listen.
