I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola
I do not like car rides!

I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola
Hitch eats anything he can even if it’s spicy.
I am afraid of my own shadow.
In three months Saltine has eaten at six sheets, two blankets and dozens of socks. Half her poo isn’t organic…
I make my mommy rub my face every night before I fall asleep or I won’t let her fall asleep
I INHALE my bone. -Dolly
So I TAUNT her with mine. -Millie
This has now happened 3 times, for shame!
PS. Mommy may have secretly laughed when this happened.
Bella steals the bone from the bigger dogs, and they are too scared to take it back.
I ate my mom’s tutu now I will wear the tutu of shame