Dogshaming

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

I like to play in the snow, let it stick to me, and then let it all melt in the house.

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I used to chew the kids’ crayons, markers, and paint brushes. Then my mom put them in a box. So now I chew the box instead. I am a jerk.

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

Nomnomnomnom!

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Piddle Party, Submitted.

I like to pee on my master’s feet when she takes me running…did I mention I pee while running?

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Chatterboxes, Submitted.

Every.Single.Time…. without exception. Moose has some serious issues with PDA.

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Uncategorized.

I have an unhealthy fascination with cats.

Posted September 3rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I steal kitchen towels.

Posted September 2nd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I don’t give a what.

Posted September 2nd, 2012 by & filed under Bed Hogs, Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I push daddy and daddy out of bed.

…and it gave me itchy splinters in my mouth… SO not worth it!

Monthly Archives:: September 2012