Dogshaming

I Peed On A Child’s Sandcastle

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Piddle Party, Submitted.

Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.

I Like To Watch Myself Poop

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I like to watch myself poop, so I spin around while I go. I step in it EVERY time.

I Steal Tomatoes

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Those dirty paws… guilty! FOR SHAME!!!

I Like To Bite My Daycare Attendant

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I like to bite my daycare attendant! (and I would do it again!)

Just Try And Leave Me Again

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Just try and leave me again.

I Hog The Bed

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Bed Hogs, Submitted.

I hog the bed.

I Shed

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I shed! Sorry. (not.)

I Always Try To Be Polite And Friendly

Posted September 8th, 2012 by & filed under Chatterboxes, Submitted.

‘i always try to be polite and friendly when meeting new people…but my apologies in advance if i sniff your crotch for an awkwardly long time or maybe even give you a little nudge!’

No Shame

Posted September 7th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

No shame

I Have My Own Bed But…

Posted September 7th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Bed Hogs, Submitted.

I have my own bed, but I like to sneak into my 7 year old owners’s bed and sleep in there

Monthly Archives:: September 2012