Hat-shaming
Monthly Archives:: September 2012
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Innocent until proven guilty.
I Ate Mommy’s Oatmeal And Broke Her Teacup
I ate mommy’s oatmeal and broke her teacup!
Cone Of Shame
Cone of shame
I Steal Baby Blankets
I steal baby blankets! if it helps them nap better it will likely help me sleep better too.
Tomato Thief
Tomato thief
I Ran Off Into The Muddy Marsh
While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).
I Play With Things That Aren’t Mine
I play with things that aren’t mine and use my “cuteness” to not get in trouble.
Our Home Was Burglarized And I Slept Through It
Our home was burglarized – and I slept through it.
Pepper Likes To Scare Guests
Pepper likes to scare guests by carrying around lifelike baby dolls.