Dogshaming

I Am The Least Loyal Dog

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Everyone is cooler than my people.

I Pooped At The Train Station During Rush Hour

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

“I pooped at the train-station during rush-hour” Brutus just loved watching me trying to get the poop of the floor!

Cole Was Very Ashamed

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Cole was very ashamed, but only after he got caught.

I Stole A Baby Doll From A Six Year Old

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I stole a baby doll from a six-year-old and ripped its head off!
I have chewed up lots of her other favorite toys too…

I Make All Of My Toys Hairless Like Me

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

I make ALL of my toys HAIRLESS like me. – The Brat

Don’t Yawn Or Open Your Mouth In Front Of Me…

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

“If you yawn or open your mouth in front of me, I will aggressively make out with you- tongue and all. This applies to everyone, including total strangers. Guard your mouth!!!”

I Pee On The Dog Door

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted.

I pee ON the dog door.

I Pooped In The Hardware Store

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

My name is Walter.

I pooped in the hardware store.

We are not welcome there anymore.

I Get Mad When All The Attention Isn’t On Me

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I get mad when all the attention isn’t on me when mommy tries to make a quilt so I will first lay in the middle of the project and if that doesn’t work I steal the fabric pieces and eat them!

I Found Daddy’s Chinese Food Leftovers