Dogshaming

My Name Is Monster Truck I Drank Too Much Water

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Vomit Comet.

My name is Monster Truck. I drank too much water, then I puked it up into the air vent on the floor!

Editor’s note: My friend’s sister came up for the perfect term for dogs who vomit after drinking too much water: Water Yarfing.

I Barked And Growled Profusely At A Hotel Guest

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I barked and growled profusely at a hotel guest that my mom was trying to help -.-

I Think Baseboards Are Yummy

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Hi, I’m Mason and I think baseboards are yummy!

I Left A Big Puddle Of Slobber In The Kitchen

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I left a big puddle of slobber in the kitchen and my mom slipped and fell in it. I also slobbered on this sign.

And He Doesn’t Even Feel Bad About It

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Reading Rover, Submitted.

And Carlton doesn’t even feel bad about it.

I didn’t want them to leave without me! (They did anyway)

Note Left By House Keeper

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

NOTE LEFT BY HOUSE KEEPER…. My dog loves the pool and decided to go swimming when the house keeper was here. After a dip in the pool he came in wet and smelly. The house keeper gave him a shower! He hates showers!

Too Afraid To Get Down

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Chatterboxes, Submitted.

I get on the dining table, but am too afraid to get down.

Self-Punishment

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I was so ashamed about getting my mom’s dinner when her back was turned that I punished myself by sending myself to my room before she knew what I did. Any brownie points, mom?