Dogshaming

I Don’t Know My Own Strength

Posted September 24th, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

I don’t know my own strength… so I got so excited that I knocked down Mom and Dad’s metal railing to meet new people… Whoops!

I Like To Clear Up When The Cat Vomits

Posted September 24th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I like to clear up when the cat vomits

I Am A Turd Kicking Jerk

Posted September 24th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

No, I don’t necessarily like getting poop kicked at my shins every day, fun as this may seem. -Mom

I Snuck Into The Kitchen Uncovered It And Ate Their Lasagna

Posted September 24th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I snuck into the kitchen, uncovered it, and ate their lasagna! They ordered pizza instead…

I Have To Take A Bath Every Single Day

Posted September 24th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

“I have to take a bath every single day because I find the raunchiest smells to roll around in.
Don’t fall for my innocent eyes.
I’m guilty.”
Bentley is misbehaving for his aunts while his mommy is gone! Next time he runs away he can stay away!