Lemon is terrified of the cat.
Monthly Archives:: August 2012
Bad Sadie
Bad Sadie…
What He Doesnt Know Is I Ate His Wifes Leg
What he doesn’t know is I ate his wife’s leg, too…but no one will ever find her…
My Addiction Is Out Of Control
My addiction to rolling in worms is out of control.
Leather Shoes Taste Better Than My Dog Food
Leather shoes taste better than my dog food
Sock Shaming
Sock Shaming.
I Eat Zippers
$17 for each zipper to be repaired At least 10 pairs of jeans destroyed. Milo is going to have to find a way to pay me back $170 for all the zippers he’s eaten – and kisses don’t count as payment!
Jack Floor Wetting Guard Dog
I Steal Clothes
Couch licker
I Get Scared At The Vet So I Poop In Your Lap
I get scared at the vet so I poop in your lap.