I ate this pen…
Monthly Archives:: August 2012
Jack Didnt Like This Sign On His Walls
Jack didn’t like this sign on ‘his walls’. He immediately pulled it off and ate it #shameblock
I Eat Trash Everyday
I eat trash everyday.
I’m Rolly And I’m Disgusting
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
This Is Floyd, We Rent.
This is Floyd, and he lives with us in our rented house.
I Pooed In Our Ad-Agency’s Reception.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I Dont Even Bother Going After Tasty Scraps
I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.
I Bark Forever And I Steal Slippers
I bark forever and I steal slippers.
Baby Food Stealer
Baby food stealer.
I Hide Shoes Every Day
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…