into your crate of shame
Monthly Archives:: August 2012
I Cant Be Trusted Alone With Human Food
I can’t be trusted alone with human food
bottomless appetite for shame
When I Get Scared During Storms I Poop
when i get scared during storms i poop on my (human) brother’s pillow
interspecies sibling shame
I ate my own barf
My Shake Shack Pooch-ini tasted better the first time around 🙁
recycling can be a crime
This Is My Dog Clark W Griswold And My Cat
This is my dog Clark W. Griswold and my cat Rutabaga. Clark really enjoys humping Rutabaga. He has never tried to hump another living thing, but he will hump the hell outta this cat.
no means no
Jerks Quite A Spread Of Shame
Jerks.
quite a spread of shame
The Eyes Have It
the eyes have it, it being shame
A Shameful Love
a shameful love
Our Neighbours Think Her Name Is Bad Dog
Our neighbours think her name is “Bad Dog Molly.”
the neighbors are right
And Again And Again And Again
…and again, and again, and again.
recidivism