From Twitter follower @FoodieCycles
Monthly Archives:: August 2012
I Like Turtles
I like turtles.
I Sneak Into The Bathroom And Eat Used Q Tips
I sneak into the bathroom and eat used Q-tips from the trash no matter where the trash is hidden.
Knocked over the trash can
They think a nice note negates the fact they knocked over the trash can
I Puke Under The Bed, Often
I puke under the bed. Often.
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I Flap My Ears At 4am And Wake Every One Up
I flap my ears at 4am and wake every one up.:)
Ear Licker
Paddington won’t stop licking the couch
At The Dog Shaming Household
Here at the Dog Shaming household, our smallest team member requires a five minute petting break from mommy.
I Am Not Allowed To Sit On The Window Sill
“I am NOT allowed to sit on the window sill”
However I do do it anyways, while up here I like to coat the curtains in fur, bark at the neighbours, horde toys and sometimes force open the window with the broken latch.