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Monthly Archives:: August 2012
My Name Is Nacho Dog And I Ate My Moms Spanx
My name is Nacho Dog and I ate my mom’s spanx!
I Peed On My Owners Co Workers Shoe
I peed on my owner’s co-worker’s shoe.
In the office.
While he was wearing it.
Sydney Thinks Shes A Mole
Sydney thinks she’s a mole.
Oliver Hates To Be Brushed
Oliver hates to be brushed, but can’t wait to eat his own fur when I’m done. bleh
Ramona The Destroyer
Ramona the destroyer.
I Like To Eat My Human Brothers Crayons
I like to eat my (human) brother’s crayons and poop rainbows in the yard.
Presumably The Guilty Party
Presumably the guilty party.
I Ransacked The House And Ate Bird Food
I ransacked the house and ate bird food when momme went out! I also peed on it!!!!!