Monthly Archives:: August 2012
I Tried To Wee In The Pet Shop I Was Very
Max Is An Extremely Flatulent Dog
Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
Stinker
At Least They Love Each Other
At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
I Get To Go To Work With My Person Everyday
I get to go to work with my person everyday. I fart in the conference rooms when the humans are on the phone and can’t escape.
Mommy Said To Stop Digging Up Her Flowers
I Purposefully Loiter By The Apartment Doors
I purposefully loiter by the apartment doors of dogs I don’t like until they bark at me so I can bark back without getting in trouble. I am a criminal mastermind, no?
…And Many More Things
…and many more things
Crunchy Speckled Shame
Crunchy, speckled shame.