I like peeing on the doormat as i don’t like people coming over.
The un-welcome mat
Yearly Archives:: 2014
I made the bed
…and y made, I mean ate.
What goes up, must come down…eventually?
My name is Hank. I love going upstairs, but I’m too afraid to come back down.
ACL’imping furever!
Sorry Mom, I can’t stop running and I tore my ACL for the second time in 2 years!!!
Simply irresistible!
Every walk we go on, our terrible terrier always manages to roll in some sort of poo! Whether it is geese, horse, fox or even another dogs! He just cant help himself, it’s just so irresistible!
I hear pollo verde is a delicacy
Oliver is a 25 year old double yellow head amazon parrot who is a lot of fun and very sweet but does have the tendency to ventilate our walls when given the opportunity. Although she is a charming and beautiful companion parrots are not for everyone as they are loud, temperamental and can live just as long or longer then a human. We are her fifth (but hopefully last) home.
Sign Text:
My new parents took me in when I had nowhere else to go. I showed my appreciation by eating this wall. Now my daddy says he wants pollo verde for dinner! I am a very naughty bird!
What a canned response!
Gus Girl is a 3 year old GSD
That is not a Mastiff crawl space
My 6 year old Neapolitan Mastiff, Poe, decided it would be a good idea to carve out my crawl space vent and squeeze herself through the hole to hang out in the insulation under the house. She then could not liberate herself from under the house and required rescue. . . in the middle of the night.
Sign says:
“I punched out the crawl space vent and climbed inside to cuddle the insulation. . . then I couldn’t get out and mom had to rescue me.”
Pearl, please bee more careful!
This was actually the second time in two months. Pearl seems to enjoy going to the vet and is always coming up with new schemes to get there.
Perfect Aim
Perhaps Percy was trying to keep the carpet clean.
“I pooped on top of the carpet cleaner spray can.”
